My baby owes me a trip to the Bahamas

Seriously, she really does. If it wasn’t for that little bundle of joy, my wife and I would be relaxing at the world-famous Atlantis resort right now! My work offered me free nights there but we had to turn it down because of the newest anchor in our life. Oh well, I will just have to put it on her tab and when she is gainfully employed someday I will send her an invoice for that trip to Bahamas we had to pass on because she refused to sleep through the night - the little cry baby. (I’m not really as bitter as I sound, but a beach resort would be nice right now!)

Charlie Sheen NOT arrested for once


Charlie Sheen: “It was nice to have police come to my house and for once I didn’t have to leave with them,” after someone stole his car and it plunged off a cliff.

For as much shitty stuff this guy has done, at least he can laugh at himself.

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Demotivational Posters

I found these on a site called verydemotivational.com

Avatar (a.k.a Pochantas of Pandora)


Avatar is an extremely ambitious film and director James Cameron succeeds in creating a completely immersive and visually stunning world. The landscapes and wildlife of Pandora are incredible to look at and are creative in their concept - particularity the concept of the queue where the Na’vi can physically bond with animals and plants with neural strands at the end of their hairbraids. I get that Cameron did this to make the concept of “being one with nature” tangible through an actual physical (and electrical) interface, something the digital generation of USBs and iPods can relate to.

Besides the mythos, the actual storytelling was quick and effective enough that I was able to easily bite my tongue about how similar the film felt to Dances with Wolves. (Perhaps it helps that I think Dances with Wolves is a good movie, so why not reboot it into the year 2154.)

The comparisons to Native Americans was too obvious to ignore, and if anything I was bothered that Avatar didn’t differentiate the Na’vi a little more - perhaps by doing without the war cries which seemed excessive - I much preferred their more animalistic hissing.

Perhaps the film that Avatar’s story is the most strikingly similar too is that of Pocahontas. Here is a hilarious image I found online where someone has marked up the Pocahontas storyline with Avatar names instead - pretty close, eh?

Regardless of the rehashed “gone native” storyline, the movie really had something for everyone with beautiful landscapes to ass-kicking battle mechs, exciting battles where the underdog Davids take on the Goliath enemy, and even some inter-species romance.

I am very glad I saw it in the theater, it exceeded my expectations. The 3D was cool at times and distracting at others. I might see it again in 2D to see if I can get even more immersed without it and to see if the film is as captivating the second time around.

Reading Backlog and My Fascination With Hermann Hesse

I always seem to find my next book to read right around when I am halfway through a good book. Sometimes it helps me read the current book faster and other times it derails me all together and I forget about my current book and move right on to the new one. I can not even count how many books I have only half read.

Anyways, I suddenly find myself with a reading backlog. I was about halfway through “An Underground Education” - which is a great bathroom reader that fills in all the scandalous and violent parts of history that you don’t learn in school books - when I ordered a bulk lot of 44 “Sci-fi” books off eBay for like $20. Of course when I got the box of books I was disappointed to find that 2/3rds of them were fantasy not sci-fi - oh that irks me!

But I did find a book called “American Gods” by Neil Gaiman in there so I started reading it right away. Leaving my “Underground Education” with about 2 chapters to go.

And now that I am halfway through this very bizarre book I have already purchased 5 more books! (Apparently I forgot that I already had a box of new books sitting unread.)

I purchased the four novels of John Updike’s Rabbit Angstrom series. I remember reading the dirty parts of “Rabbit, Run” as a teen and thought I should go back and read them all.

And then the book I am really excited about is “Magister Ludi” by my favorite author Hermann Hesse. I have read 10 of his novels and yet somehow I just discovered that his last book is not only considered his magnum opus, but has a sci-fi premise too. How in the world did I miss that one?

If you are wondering why the attraction to Hermann Hesse, it goes like this… I was going away for the summer to live in a cabin and someone gave me “Siddhartha” to read and I loved it! I still remember the moment I finished reading that book, it was one of the best days of my life.

I lay in bed and read the last words. I closed the book and walked out to the kitchen to get something to drink. It was about 4am and the birds had just started to sing. I was living out in the woods in the middle of nowhere, and I could have set a clock by the time the birds woke up it was so regular.

Anyway, before I could even open the fridge door I looked out the window at the lake and through the morning mist hovering over the water I could see something odd. Splashes. Splashes everywhere across the lake. I walked out there to see what the hell it was - I was so mesmerized by the sight, that I didn’t even bother putting any clothes on - not that anyone would be within a mile or two to see me.

When I got to the shore it turned out it was fish jumping - Bass most likely. I assumed there was some sort of mass bug hatching or something going on that was making them go crazy and jump in the air, over and over. I sat down with my feet in the cool water and watched the strange show for a long time before going back in to get dressed.

Afterward, I decided I was going to walk to town. I had not been into the small town yet and thought I would go check it out. Not sure why I didn’t want to drive, but I am sure the thought of walking Buddha-like was the real appeal.

So to make an already long story a little shorter. I spent all day walking to and all around the small town. I ate breakfast and lunch there and bought some very cool items at a little antique shop before deciding to start the walk home. About a mile out of town my knee got pissed off at walking 20+ miles and gave out. After a couple minutes of sitting on the side of the country highway, a young couple picked me up and drove me home. It was a very zen day - very fitting for Siddhartha.

Then a year later when I returned to live in the woods again, this time I stayed in a different cabin and discovered a bookshelf full of Hermann Hesse novels. Until then I had not even bothered to see if the author of my then favorite book had even written anything else. So I decided that I would not only read them all, but I would also do so in chronological order. (You think things like that when you live alone in the woods.)

So that summer I made it through 11 of his 13 books, and for some reason never bothered to follow up on the last two until now.

Each of Hesse’s books explore an individual’s search for authenticity, self-knowledge and spirituality. So I can’t wait to read what the literary community has deemed his finest work. Part of me hopes it can have an impact on me like the very first Hesse book I read. Apparently he spent 12 years planning out this last major work, so maybe its fitting that I let 19 years pass before discovering that I hadn’t read my favorite author’s “best” book!

Sweet Pickles

Have you heard of these delightful children’s books? If you have, then you are probably old enough to have watched Captain Kangaroo too. They would read one of these stories on the show and I have such fond memories of reading all the books as a kid that I just had to get a set of them for my daughters to enjoy. Well today, the set of 26 arrived on my doorstep from the wonderful world of eBay.

The books, published in 1977, are set in the fictional town of Sweet Pickles and are about anthropomorphic animals with different personalities and behavior. There are 26 animals—one for each letter of the alphabet. The series’ name is a pun; in each book, the main character gets into a “pickle” (a difficult situation) because of an all-too human personality trait. The front inside covers of the books portrayed the 26 characters, and the back inside covers portrayed a map of the town.

I can’t wait to relive these “Sweet” books with my girls.

40 Nights in the Theater


I am a cinephile and last year I made a habit of waiting until my wife and daughter went to bed and then I would sneak off to a late show with my trusty Indiana Jones popcorn bucket ($0.50 refills for 2 years - that thing was awesome!)

Anyways, the other day I found a list of all the films that came out in 2009 and I was curious how many of them I had seen, and how many I saw in the theater. Here were my findings:

  • I went to the theater 39 times and saw 41 films (two double features)
  • 19 movies I saw by myself
  • 5 movies were dates with my wife
  • 9 movies were just me and my 2 year old daughter
  • 4 movies were my daugther and wife and I at Cinema Grill where we can order dinner while watching a movie
  • 4 movies I saw with friends
  • So, 41 films that came out in 2009, means I saw 10% of all the films that came out last year in the theater
  • If you add in the 20 films I have already rented on DVD I am up to 15%!

So now the big question, “what movies”? Here is the list of films I saw in 2009, I have bolded the best of the best:


500 Days Of Summer
9
All About Steve
A Serious Man
AstroBoy
Battle For Terra
The Brothers Bloom
Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
Couple’s Retreat
Disney’s A Christmas Carol
District 9
Extract
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Funny People
The Hangover
Ice Age 3
I Love You, Man
Inglorious Basterds
The Invention Of Lying
Knowing
Law Abiding Citizen
The Men Who Stare At Goats
Monsters vs Aliens 3D
Moon
Night At The Museum 2
Planet 51
The Princess And The Frog
Public Enemies
Star Trek
Sunshine Cleaning
The Surrogates
Taken
Terminator 4
Toy Story / Toy Story 2
Transformers 2
The Ugly Truth
Up
Watchmen
Where The Wild Things Are
Wolverine

Rentals:
Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
Coraline
Fanboys
He’s Just Not That Into You
Duplicity
Observe and Report
State of Play
The Soloist
Powder Blue
Angels & Demons
Away We Go
The Taking of Pelham 123
Year One
Hurt Locker
A Perfect Getaway
G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra
The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard
Pandorum
Zombieland

Here are the movies I somehow missed so far but have plans to see asap:

Precious
Avatar
An Education
Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans
Paper Heart
Adventureland
A Single Man
The Blind Side
Boondock Saints 2
Brothers
Gentelmen Broncos

Second Chance Blog

You may not get a second chance to make a first impression, but I guess sometimes you get a second chance to write a blog. Let me explain, you see this was actually an active blog a couple years ago, but unfortunately I trusted a cheapass hosting company that apparently just went out of business and disappeared one night. (Yes, Digital City Hosting I am talking about you!) So anyway, when they vanished in the middle of the night I lost the database for this site and another blog — so here I am right back at zero.

So let’s give it another shot, shall we?

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