Seriously, she really does. If it wasn’t for that little bundle of joy, my wife and I would be relaxing at the world-famous Atlantis resort right now! My work offered me free nights there but we had to turn it down because of the newest anchor in our life. Oh well, I will just have to put it on her tab and when she is gainfully employed someday I will send her an invoice for that trip to Bahamas we had to pass on because she refused to sleep through the night – the little cry baby. (I’m not really as bitter as I sound, but a beach resort would be nice right now!)